I stumbled into the kitchen, still shaking off sleep, to find my wife in her usual nighttime tee, whipping up our favorite breakfast – soft-boiled eggs and toast. But little did I know, she had a surprise in store for me!
With a sly smile, she whispered, “Make love to me, right now!” My eyes snapped wide open, wondering if I was still dreaming or if lady luck was on my side!
Not wanting to let the moment slip away, I swept her into my arms and, well, let’s just say we made the kitchen table our own personal paradise!
After our impromptu romp, she casually thanked me and returned to cooking, her tee still draped around her neck. I was left feeling delighted but also a bit perplexed.
“What sparked that sudden passion?” I asked, curiosity getting the better of me. Her reply left me in stitches: “The egg timer was broken!” Talk about cracking under pressure!
