She told her husband that the devil made her buy the sexy dress.
A pastor was furious when he found a receipt for a $250 dress in his wife’s purse.
“How could you do this?” he exclaimed. “You know we’re on a very tight budget!”
“I know,” she replied, “but the devil was shopping with me. He convinced me the dress looked so good I had to buy it!”
The pastor gently placed a hand on her shoulder to console her.
“In those moments, my dear, you need to shout, ‘Get behind me, Satan!’”
“I did,” she said, “and then the cheeky devil said,”…
“‘The dress looks even better from back here!’”
