A man visits a restaurant and is shocked to find that none of the menu items have prices listed. Curious, he calls over the waiter and asks, “How much is the Fettuccine Alfredo?”
The waiter replies, “A penny.”
Surprised, the man then asks, “How much for a steak?”
The waiter answers, “A nickel.”
Amazed, the man wants to meet the owner and says, “Where’s the owner? I’d love to shake his hand!”
The waiter responds, “He’s upstairs with my wife.”
Confused, the man asks, “What’s he doing with your wife?”
The waiter grins and says, “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”
