she said, “you’re single, you have no excuse.” she dumped 6 kids at my door. but i was already on a plane to hawaii. she called screaming, “come back and fix this!”

The Utility Daughter: How I Left My Family Freezing on the Porch to Find My Real Life
Part 1: The Pavlovian Dread

My name is Tessa. I am thirty-one years old, and for as long as I can remember, the month of November has tasted like bile.

While the rest of the world flips their calendars and dreams of pumpkin spice lattes, roasting turkeys, and the sparkling promise of early Christmas shopping, I see the date and my stomach plummets. It is a visceral, physical response—the cold dread of a soldier who knows she is about to be drafted into a war she never signed up for.

You see, in the wider world, I am Tessa: a Senior UI/UX Designer who manages complex digital infrastructures for Fortune 500 companies. I am the woman who bought her own condo in downtown Chicago with a view of the skyline that looks like a necklace of diamonds at night. I am the woman who pays her own mortgage, manages her own investments, and travels solo to Europe when the mood strikes.

But to my family, I am none of those things. To them, I am just Tessa. The single one. The childless one. The one who, according to my mother’s dismissive narrative, “just plays on the computer all day.” Because I lack a husband to serve or children to raise, I have been designated the family’s path of least resistance. I am not a person; I am a utility. I am like the electricity or the running water—unnoticed until I stop working.

To understand why I did what I did this Christmas, you have to understand the Thanksgiving Incident of three years ago. It is the scar tissue upon which this entire story is built.

My sister, Britney, and my brother, Tyler, had arrived at my parents’ house with their respective broods. At the time, there were four grandchildren between them. Now, the count stands at six. I had driven two hours through blinding sleet to get there, and I spent the first six hours of my visit in the kitchen. I stood shoulder-to-shoulder with my mother, Diane, basting the turkey, mashing twenty pounds of potatoes until my wrists ached, and polishing the silver until my fingers cramped.

My back throbbed. My feet were swollen. All I wanted was to sit down, pour a glass of Cabernet, and enjoy the meal I had labored over.

But when we walked into the dining room, I saw the landscape of my humiliation.

The main mahogany table was set with the good china, the crystal goblets, and the linen napkins. There were six chairs. They were occupied by Mom, Dad, Britney, her husband, Tyler, and his wife. They were already laughing, wine glasses clinking, settling in for an evening of adult conversation.

Then, in the corner, shoved against the beige wallpaper like an afterthought, was a wobbly, folding card table covered in a plastic Spiderman tablecloth. Seated there were the toddlers, already screaming and banging plastic spoons against the surface. And squeezed in among them, her knees knocking against the table leg, was one adult-sized folding chair.

I looked at my mother, confusion clouding my mind. “Mom? Where am I sitting?”

She didn’t even look up from pouring the wine for my brother. She just waved a dismissive hand, a gesture like shooing away a fly. “Oh, there wasn’t enough room at the big table, Tessa. Plus, the kids need help cutting their meat. You’re so good with them, and you don’t mind, do you?”

I did mind. I minded with every fiber of my being. I was twenty-eight years old. I was a professional. Yet, I was being demoted to unpaid nanny while the “real adults” discussed real estate and school boards ten feet away.

I looked at my father, who was already flushed with wine. I looked at my sister, who suddenly found the pattern on her napkin fascinating. I felt that familiar, heavy weight settle in my chest—the suffocating blanket of obligation. The ghost of my childhood whispered, Don’t cause trouble, Tessa. Don’t be difficult.

So, I sat at the folding table. I spent my Thanksgiving wiping mashed potatoes off a toddler’s face and cutting turkey into microscopic pieces while listening to the laughter and clinking glasses from the main table. I ate my dinner cold.

That was the dynamic. That was the role I had been cast in: the invisible servant. The safety net.

But this year, something shifted. The tectonic plates of my patience finally groaned under the pressure. I was tired—not just physically, but existentially. I had just wrapped a massive project at work, pulling sixty-hour weeks for two months straight. I had secured a significant bonus. For the first time in years, I allowed myself to dream of a Christmas where I didn’t have to clean up wrapping paper avalanches or mediate fights between cousins over a plastic toy.

I was sitting in my home office, staring out at the gray Chicago winter, when my phone rang. The screen lit up with one word: MOM.

I stared at it for a full ten seconds. My heart rate spiked. That cold, sharp dread washed over me again. I took a deep breath, put on my dutiful daughter mask, and swiped answer.

“Hey, Mom,” I said.

“Tessa, darling!” Her voice was too loud, too bright. It was a performance, and I was the unwilling audience. “I have the most wonderful news.”

My stomach tightened into a knot. My mother’s “wonderful news” invariably meant a terrible inconvenience for me.

“Oh?” I asked, keeping my voice neutral. “What is it?”

“Your brother and sister are both coming home for the full Christmas week! And they are bringing all the grandbabies. Everyone is going to be here. The twins, Penny, Mason, Lily… and even baby Noah.”

I did the mental math instantly. Six children. Six children under the age of seven. Including twin four-year-old boys who were essentially hurricanes in human form.

“Wow,” I said, forcing enthusiasm into my tone. “That is… a full house.”

“Exactly!” she chirped. “And that is why I have a plan. A master plan. You are going to love it.”

I gripped the edge of my mahogany desk until my knuckles turned white. “What is the plan, Mom?”

“Well,” she began, and I could practically hear the manipulative smile through the phone line. “Since there are so many of us, the house will be absolute chaos. And you know how stressed I get with the noise; my migraines have been terrible lately. So I thought, wouldn’t it be lovely if the adults could have a bit of a… Vintage Christmas?”

“A Vintage Christmas?”

“Yes! Just quiet dinners, maybe a wine tasting tour, a little relaxation at the spa. Just the adults reconnecting.”

“Okay…” I said slowly, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

“And the kids… that is where you come in,” she said, her voice dripping with false benevolence, as if she were bestowing a knighthood upon me. “Since you have that big, beautiful house all to yourself, and you’re so close to us, I told Britney and Tyler that the kids could have a sleepover at Aunt Tessa’s.”

The world seemed to stop spinning.

“For three days,” she continued, oblivious to my silence. “From the morning of Christmas Eve until the 27th. Isn’t that fun? It will be like a little camp for them!”

I sat there, stunned. She wanted me to host six children—including a six-month-old infant—for three days. Over Christmas. Alone.

“Mom,” I said, my voice shaking slightly. “You want me to watch six kids for three days? By myself?”

“Oh, don’t be dramatic, Tessa,” she laughed. “It’s just family time! You love the kids, and it’s not like you have anything else going on.”

And there it was. The opening shot. The dismissal of my entire existence.

“I do have things going on, Mom,” I said, fighting to keep the tremor out of my voice. “I have work. I have deadlines. I was actually planning to take a few days just to recover. I’m exhausted.”

“Recover?” She scoffed. It was a sharp, barking sound. “Recover from what? Sitting in your pajamas and clicking a mouse all day? Tessa, please. Your sister spends all day in a classroom with thirty screaming children. Your brother is out there selling real estate, driving all over the city in this weather. They have real stress. They need this break.”

“I have real stress too,” I argued, though I knew it was futile. “I manage systems that keep companies running. If I make a mistake, people lose millions. It’s not a hobby.”

“It’s not the same,” she dismissed me instantly. “You don’t have anyone depending on you. You don’t have mouths to feed. You have all this free time and this big, empty space. It is selfish to hoard it all to yourself when your family needs you.”

“It’s not empty space. It’s my home,” I said, feeling the heat rise in my cheeks. “And I am not a daycare, Mom. Six kids is impossible for one person. Baby Noah needs constant attention. The twins are dangerous if they aren’t watched every second. I can’t do it.”

“I already told them you would,” she said. Her tone shifted instantly from sweet to steel. “They are counting on you. Britney has already bought a sparkly dress for the Christmas Eve dinner at the Ritz. Tyler made reservations for the winery. You cannot ruin this for them.”

The trap had snapped shut. But this time, the animal inside wasn’t willing to chew its own leg off to escape. This time, the animal was going to bite back.

Part 2: The Nuclear Option

“You shouldn’t have promised them without asking me first,” I said, drawing a line in the sand. “I’m saying no.”

There was a pause. A long, heavy silence that stretched across the miles. Then she let out a sigh that sounded like a tire deflating—a sound designed to induce maximum guilt.

“I didn’t think you would be this difficult, Tessa. After everything we’ve done for you… Dad would be so disappointed to hear you turning your back on family.”

The mention of Dad was a low blow. She knew it. I knew it. But she used it anyway, weaponizing his memory.

“It’s just three days,” she pushed. “Think of it as your Christmas gift to the family. Since you never really buy big gifts anyway.”

That stung. I bought thoughtful, curated gifts every year. But because they weren’t flashy gadgets or designer bags, they were overlooked.

“Mom, I can’t,” I repeated. “I need to rest. I was actually thinking of… maybe going away for Christmas.”

“Going away?” She laughed again, mocking me. “Going where? Alone? Who goes on vacation alone at Christmas? That’s pathetic, Tessa.”

“It’s not pathetic. I want to relax.”

“Look,” she snapped, her patience vaporizing. “I am not discussing this anymore. The kids are coming to your house on the morning of the 24th. We will drop them off around 10:00 AM. You deal with it. You are their aunt—act like it.”

“Mom, wait—”

“I have to go. My bridge club is here. Stop being selfish, Tessa. It’s unbecoming.”

Click.

She hung up on me.

I stared at my phone, my hand trembling with a mixture of rage and disbelief. The audacity. The sheer, unadulterated entitlement. She hadn’t asked me. She had conscripted me.

I sat there for an hour, stewing in the toxic brew of my own family dynamic. If I said no again, she would unleash the flying monkeys. Britney would call crying, claiming I hated her children. Tyler would send aggressive texts about how I thought I was “too good” for the family. Aunt Sheila would call to pray for my “hardened heart.”

I felt trapped. I felt like I was sixteen again, grounded for a crime I didn’t commit.

I needed reinforcement. I called Margot.

Margot has been my best friend since our freshman year of college. She is a corporate litigator, sharp as a tack, with zero tolerance for nonsense. She is the shark I wish I could be.

“She said what?” Margot practically screamed through the phone when I recounted the conversation.

“She wants to drop off all six kids for three days so the adults can have a ‘Vintage Christmas.’ And when I tried to say no, she hung up on me. She says they are coming on the 24th no matter what.”

“Tessa,” Margot said, her voice dropping to a low, dangerous register. “If you let them do this, you are not a daughter. You are a doormat. Actually, you’re worse than a doormat. You are a utility. You are a fleshy appliance.”

“I know,” I whispered, tears pricking my eyes. “But what do I do? If I refuse, they will make my life a living hell.”

“They are already making your life a living hell,” Margot countered. “Listen to me. You need to draw a line. A hard line. Call her back. Tell her absolutely not.”

Two days passed. I remained in limbo, paralyzed by the ingrained habit of obedience. I decided to call my mother one last time. I wanted to be reasonable. I wanted to offer a compromise—maybe I take the older kids for one night?

“Mom,” I said when she answered. “We need to talk about the schedule.”

“Oh, good,” she said, sounding breezy and unbothered. “I’m glad you came to your senses. I’m making a list of allergies for you. Mason can’t have strawberries.”

“Mom, listen,” I interrupted. “I cannot take all six for three days. It is unsafe. I am one person. If there is an emergency, I can’t carry three babies out of the house. I can take the older ones for one night. That is it.”

“One night?” Her voice dropped an octave. “That doesn’t help us, Tessa. The winery tour is on the 25th. The dinner is on the 24th. We need the full three days.”

“Then you need to hire a nanny,” I said firmly.

“A nanny? Do you know how much that costs during the holidays? We can’t afford that.”

“But you can afford a winery tour and a black-tie dinner at the Ritz?” The question slipped out before I could check it.

“That is different! We deserve a treat!” she yelled. “Why are you being like this? Why do you have a bag?”

“I’m not ruining it. I just want a life, Mom. I have a life.”

And then she said it. The words that would echo in my mind forever. The words that poured gasoline on the bridge and handed me a match.

She laughed—a cold, cruel sound. “Honey, let’s be honest. You are single. You work in your pajamas. You don’t have a husband. You don’t have children. You don’t have a real life. You have hobbies. You have distractions. Your brother and sister… they are building legacies. They are raising the next generation. That is a real life. So stop pretending your little computer games and your quiet apartment are important. You have no excuse. You are doing this.”

The silence that followed was deafening.

I felt something snap inside my chest. It wasn’t a loud crack. It was a quiet, dull thud. Like a heavy vault door closing and locking forever.

My life wasn’t real? My career, my home, my independence, my friendships, my struggles—none of it was real to her? I was just a placeholder. A Non-Playable Character in the RPG of her life.

I didn’t yell. I didn’t cry. A strange, icy calm washed over me. It was the liberation of someone who has absolutely nothing left to lose.

“Okay, Mom,” I said softly.

“Okay?” she asked, suspicious of my sudden surrender.

“Yeah. Okay. I understand.”

“Well,” she huffed, clearly satisfied that she had bullied me into submission. “I’m glad you finally see it my way. I’ll send you the drop-off details. Make sure the house is childproofed.”

“I will,” I said. “Goodbye, Mom.”

I hung up the phone.

No real life.

If I had no real life, then I had no real responsibilities. And if I had no real responsibilities, then I had nothing keeping me here.

I picked up my phone and called Margot again.

“She told me I have no real life,” I said, my voice flat.

“Oh, hell no,” Margot said. “Tessa, please tell me you have a plan. Please tell me you are not going to bake cookies for these people.”

“I have a plan,” I said. “But I need your help. Is that offer for legal advice still valid?”

“Always. What are you going to do?”

“I’m going to prove her right,” I said, staring at the gray skyline. “She said I have no real life. So I’m going to go find one. Somewhere very far away.”

“How far?”

“Hawaii,” I said. “And I’m not going to tell them.”

Margot gasped, then let out a low, delighted cackle. “Tessa. That is nuclear. If you do that, they will be stranded on Christmas Eve.”

“I know,” I said, feeling the first spark of joy I’d felt in months. “I want them to feel it. I want them to drive to my house, unload six kids in the snow, and realize that the doormat has left the building.”

Part 3: Ghost Protocol

The next two weeks were an exercise in espionage. I adopted the “Gray Rock” method—making myself as boring and compliant as unpolished stone.

When Mom texted, Are you ready for the kids? I replied, Getting there.
When she asked, Did you buy organic milk? I replied, On the list.

I didn’t offer information. I didn’t ask questions. I let her project her reality onto me. Meanwhile, I was dismantling my existence. I put my work on hold. I contacted the security company.

“I will be away,” I told the operator. “Put my account on high alert. If anyone tries to enter—even if they have a key—call the police. I changed the locks yesterday.”

“Understood,” he said. “Do not call you first. Call the police.”

“Exactly.”

I booked a flight to Maui leaving on the evening of December 23rd. One way. First Class. The price was astronomical—$5,000. That was my renovation money. But then I heard my mother’s voice: You work in your pajamas. I clicked CONFIRM.

The hardest part was the deception involving the house itself. My mother, suspicious as always, asked for photos of the “sleeping arrangements” on December 22nd.

“I want to make sure there are enough blankets,” she texted.

I didn’t panic. My living room was currently filled with boxes because I was packing away my breakables. My gaming PC, my VR headset, my glass coffee table—everything that six rampaging children would destroy was moved into the locked storage room in the basement.

I scrolled back through my phone to two years ago, when I hosted a sleepover for a friend’s kids. I found a photo of my living room covered in air mattresses and sheet forts. It looked cozy and chaotic.

I sent the photo. All set up, I captioned it.

Good, she replied. Make sure you wash those sheets. They look dusty.

She bought it.

My neighbor, Mr. Henderson, was the final piece of the puzzle. He is seventy, grumpy, and hates noise. I knocked on his door with a bottle of aged Scotch.

“Mr. Henderson,” I said. “I’m going away for Christmas. My family… they might try to come over. They are confused about my schedule.”

He grunted, eyeing the bottle. “Are they going to be yelling?”

“Probably. If they show up and cause a scene, feel free to call the cops. You have my permission.”

His eyes lit up. “Best Christmas present I’ve ever gotten,” he said, snatching the bottle.

December 23rd arrived. The sky over Chicago was a bruised purple, threatening a blizzard. Inside my house, it was eerily silent. I had turned off the main water valve. Petty? Yes. Necessary? Absolutely. I wasn’t coming home to a flooded house because a toddler left a faucet running. I lowered the thermostat to 55 degrees—just warm enough to keep the pipes from freezing, but cold enough to be miserable.

I walked to the front door. I had debated leaving a note or just ghosting. Margot advised a note to prevent a “missing persons” report.

I taped it to the inside of the glass storm door. Readable from the porch, but untouchable.

MOM: Since I have no real life, I decided to go find one. I am not in the state. The house is locked. The alarm is set. The police have been notified of intruders. Do not break in. Merry Christmas, Tessa.

I locked the deadbolt. I pulled the storm door shut. I walked into the biting wind, got into my Uber, and headed for the International Terminal.

As the plane lifted off, roaring into the dark sky, I whispered, “Goodbye.” For the first time in a decade, on December 23rd, I fell asleep without a knot in my stomach.

Part 4: The View from Paradise

I woke up to the scent of plumeria and salt water. I stepped onto the balcony of my villa. The ocean was a brilliant, impossible turquoise. It was 7:00 AM in Hawaii, which meant it was 11:00 AM in Chicago.

Drop-off time was 10:00 AM. I had slept through the main event.

I rushed inside and grabbed my phone. It was hot to the touch. The screen was a solid wall of notifications.

37 Missed Calls. 84 Text Messages. 22 Ring Camera Motion Alerts.

My heart hammered, not from fear, but from a dark, morbid curiosity. I sat on the edge of the bed and opened the Ring app. I needed to see the movie.

Timestamp: 10:04 AM.

The video loaded. Two large SUVs pulled into my driveway. The snow was coming down hard now, gray and slushy. My mother stepped out, wearing her fur coat, looking like a queen arriving to inspect her subjects. Britney and Tyler spilled out, followed by the clown car of chaos. The twins jumped into a snowbank. Mason was hitting Lily with a plastic sword.

“Alright, let’s go!” I heard my mother’s voice, crisp and commanding. She marched up the steps and pounded on the door. “Tessa! Open up! We’re here!”

She waited. Nothing.

“Tessa! Stop playing games! It’s freezing!”

She tried the handle. Locked. She fumbled in her purse for the spare key I had given her years ago. She jammed it in. It didn’t turn.

“What on earth?” She jiggled it violently. “Tyler, help me. It’s stuck.”

Tyler tried. “Mom, this isn’t the right key. It doesn’t fit.”

“Of course it fits! She must have changed the locks!” Mom shrieked. Then, she looked up. For the first time, she noticed the white paper behind the glass.

I watched as she leaned in. I saw her lips move as she read. I saw the exact moment reality collided with her entitlement. She staggered back, clutching her chest.

“What?” she screamed. “Read it! Read what your sister did!”

Tyler read it out loud. “Mom, since I have no real life, I decided to go find one…”

Silence. Absolute silence on the porch, save for the wind and the crying baby.

“Is she serious?” Britney asked, shivering.

“She’s gone. She can’t be gone!” Mom yelled, hammering on the glass. “Tessa! Open this door right now! I have reservations!”

“Mom, stop,” Tyler said nervously. “You’re going to break the glass.”

“I don’t care! She lied to me! She lied to you!”

“You told us she begged for this!” Tyler shouted back. “The note says you told her she had no real life!”

“I never said that!” Mom lied immediately. “She’s delusional!”

“Breakdown or not, we are locked out!” Britney screamed. “My kids are freezing! Where are we going to go?”

“We are going inside,” Mom declared. “Tyler, break the window around the back.”

“I am not breaking a window!” Tyler yelled. “The note says she called the police! I’m not risking jail!”

I switched to the next clip. Timestamp: 10:15 AM.

Mr. Henderson appeared on his porch, wrapped in a bathrobe, holding a mug of coffee.

“Hey!” he yelled. “Keep it down!”

Mom put on her fake charm voice. “So sorry! Tessa seems to have forgotten we were coming. Do you have a spare key?”

“She didn’t forget!” Mr. Henderson yelled back, clearly enjoying this. “She’s in Hawaii! Told me she left yesterday!”

“Hawaii?” The word left my mother’s mouth like a curse.

“Yep. Said if you bothered me, I should call the cops. So, are you leaving, or am I dialing?”

My mother looked like she was going to explode. Her face was a mask of pure fury. They eventually threw the suitcases back into the cars, screaming at each other the entire time.

I closed the app and checked the texts. They ranged from “Open the door!” to “You are dead to me!” to “Please pick up, we are at Mom’s condo and there is nowhere for the kids to sleep.”

I listened to one voicemail from Mom.

“Tessa. This is your mother. I don’t know what kind of sick game you are playing, but it ends now. You get on the next flight back. I don’t care what it costs. We have dinner at the Ritz in two hours. If you don’t come back by tonight, don’t bother coming back to this family ever again.”

The ultimatum.

I walked out to the pool. I ordered a Mai Tai. I propped my feet up on the lounge chair, framing the turquoise ocean, the drink, and my tanned legs. I snapped a photo.

I opened the family group chat. I attached the photo.

I wrote: “Currently busy living my fake life. The view is great. Figure it out.”

Then, I went to settings. I turned off cellular data. I put the phone in my beach bag.

I ordered the lobster.

Part 5: The Invoice

I found out later from Aunt Sheila—the cool aunt who loves drama—that the “Vintage Christmas” was a disaster.

“It was a war zone,” Sheila cackled over the phone a few days later. “Tyler got drunk on Christmas Eve and tried to go back to your house to break in. He wanted the Xbox or something. Mr. Henderson called the cops. They found him trying to crawl through a basement window.”

“No way,” I gasped.

“Yes way. The police cuffed him. Mom had to drive over in her pajamas to bail him out. He got a warning for trespassing. Britney isn’t speaking to Mom because Mom criticized her parenting for three straight days in that tiny condo. And Mom… well, Mom is telling everyone you joined a cult.”

“A cult?”

“Yes. She says you’ve been brainwashed by the liberal agenda to hate family values.”

“Of course she does.”

I stayed in Hawaii for the full week. I extended my trip by two days just because I could. When Mom tried to control the narrative on Facebook, posting about how “some people are too selfish to understand love,” I posted the screenshots. The emails where she lied to my siblings. The texts where she insulted my life. Britney deleted her sympathy post within an hour.

The truth was out.

I flew back on January 2nd. The house smelled stale and cold, but it was safe. Nothing was broken.

A week later, on Sunday, the doorbell rang. I checked the camera. It was Mom. Alone. Holding a Tupperware container—the universal peace offering of the Midwestern mother.

I opened the door but didn’t invite her in. I blocked the entrance.

“Hi,” she said, looking tired. “I brought you some lasagna.”

“Thanks,” I said, taking it. “Is that all?”

“Can we stop this?” she sighed. “Your brother and sister are furious, but I told them to drop it. I just… I don’t understand what happened to you. You used to be so sweet. Why did you change?”

“I didn’t change, Mom. I just woke up.”

“We are family,” she pleaded. “We help each other.”

“No,” I corrected. “I help you. You use me. That is not the same thing.”

“That isn’t fair. You know I love you.”

“You said I have no real life. Well, I learned something in Hawaii. My life is very real, and my time is very expensive.”

I reached into my pocket and pulled out a folded piece of paper.

“What is this?” she asked.

“It’s a contract,” I said. “Since you have trouble with boundaries, I wrote them down.”

She opened it. Consulting and Child Care Agreement.

Rate: $50 per hour per child.
Holiday Rate: $150 per hour per child.
Notice Period: Minimum 14 days.
Payment: 50% deposit upfront.
Clause 4: Any verbal abuse or disparaging comments regarding the provider’s life choices will result in immediate termination of services.

“You… you want to charge me to see my grandchildren?” She looked horrified.

“No,” I said calmly. “If you invite me over for dinner to be a daughter and an aunt, I will come for free. I love the kids. But if you want me to babysit, if you want me to be a service provider while you go on wine tours, then yes, this is my rate.”

“This is ridiculous,” she spluttered. “Family doesn’t pay family.”

“Then family doesn’t exploit family,” I countered. “Those are the terms, Mom. Take it or leave it. And if you ever try to dump the kids on me again without asking, I will call Child Protective Services for abandonment. I am not joking.”

She stared at me. She was looking for the crack in the armor, looking for the guilt. She didn’t find it. She saw a woman who had spent $5,000 to prove a point and would happily do it again.

“Fine,” she whispered. She folded the paper and put it in her purse. “Fine.”

“Great,” I smiled. “Thanks for the lasagna.”

I closed the door.

It has been four months since the incident. Things are different now. We aren’t close. My mother pretends we are on Facebook, but we are honest in real life. Britney and Tyler talk to me, mostly because they need tech support, but they respect me now. They haven’t asked me to babysit once.

I’m already planning my next Christmas. I’m thinking the Swiss Alps. Or maybe Tokyo. Somewhere far. Somewhere beautiful. Somewhere undeniably real.

So, that is my story. Am I the jerk for flying to Hawaii and letting my family drown in their own chaos? Or should I have given them one more warning?

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