A lawyer’s wedding night took an unexpected turn when his bride, previously married 10 times, claimed she was still a virgin.
Perplexed, the groom asked how this was possible. His wife explained that each previous husband had failed to deliver.
Her first husband, a sales rep, promised greatness but never delivered. The second, a software specialist, was unsure how things worked.
The third, a field services expert, diagnosed issues but couldn’t get the system running. The fourth, a telemarketer, confirmed the order but had no delivery timeline.
The fifth, an engineer, spent three years researching a new method. The sixth, a statistician, needed more data. The seventh, a physicist, explained the theory but not the practice.
The eighth, a programmer, encountered compatibility issues. The ninth, a doctor, diagnosed her with a rare condition. The tenth, a psychologist, said she was in denial.
The lawyer, amused by her creative explanations, wondered what profession would finally bring success.
