On a field, three bulls heard that another bull was going to be brought in. Every bull had a different idea of how to deal with the visitor.
This new bull was told, “I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” The first bull had been on the ranch for five years. I worked hard to get my group together.
The second bull, who had been there for three years, spoke up. “I deserve 50 cows, and I’m not giving them up,” he said. “I’ve done my time.”
Since he had only been on the land for a year, the third bull could only have 10 cows. He said, “I may not be as big as you guys, but I’m keeping all 10 of my cows.”
The conversation was cut short when a huge 18-wheeler pulled up with the biggest bull they had ever seen. The steel ramp strained with each step of this huge bull, who weighed 4,700 pounds.
The first bull said to the new bull, “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”
Since the second bull had a lot of cows, he agreed, “I already have too many cows to handle.” Sure, I can spare a few without any problem.
But when they looked at the third bull, he was snorting, pawing the ground, and shaking his horns.
The first bull was worried and told the son, “Don’t be stupid.” Everything will be okay if you give him some of your cows.
The brave third bull, though, said, “Hell, he can have all my cows.” I want him to know that I’m also a bull.
There was a mother stork, a father stork, and a young stork. Daddy stork didn’t come home for dinner one day, which made mommy and baby stork worry.
When the dad finally came back the next morning, they were worried about where he was. “I was making a young couple very happy,” he said without much thought.
Once more, after about a week, mommy stork forgot to come home for dinner. Both Daddy and the baby stork were worried. They asked mom stork where she had been when she got there the next morning. “I was making a young couple very happy,” she said without much thought.
