“Dad, why do grown-ups like to work out in bed?” little Johnny asks his dad one day. The wife was making dinner when she heard Johnny ask, so she sneaks a peek and hears what her husband has to say.
Father: “Because it makes adults happy.” Johnny: “I want to be happy too.” Father: “Then you have to wait until you’re an adult.” Johnny: “But who will work out with me when I’m an adult?”
“Father, I hope it’s your wife when you get married.” “But dad, why does our neighbor Sally work out with you?” The wife runs out of the kitchen right away, and 10 minutes later, the ambulance comes.
