A 70-year-old widow recently took the internet by storm with her unorthodox approach to finding love. She placed a newspaper ad seeking a new husband, and her straightforward requirements have left many in stitches.
The widow’s ad was simple yet direct. She wrote, “Wanted! Husband! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed. Please submit your applications in person.”
The next day, the widow received an unexpected visitor. An elderly man in a wheelchair, missing both limbs, arrived at her doorstep. The widow was taken aback, wondering how this man could possibly meet her requirements.
The old man, however, was quick-witted and charming. When the widow pointed out his lack of legs, he smiled and said, “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!” When she mentioned his missing arms, he grinned again and declared, “Therefore, I can never beat you!”
The widow was impressed by the old man’s clever responses, but she still had one final question. “Are you still good in bed?” she asked, raising an eyebrow. The old man sat back, smiled broadly, and said, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
This humorous exchange has brought joy to many, reminding us that love can come in unexpected packages. The widow’s story encourages us to keep an open mind and not judge others too quickly. Who knows? We might just find love in the most unexpected way.
