We often hear stories about people restoring our faith in humanity, but let’s be honest, those moments are few and far between. The following stories, on the other hand, are a hilarious reminder of the absurdity that surrounds us.
From fast food blunders to mind-boggling encounters with service professionals, these tales will have you chuckling and wondering what’s going on in the world. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh at the absurdity of human speech.
One woman’s encounter with a McDonald’s cashier is a prime example of this absurdity. After handing over a $5 bill for a $4.25 meal, she was told she had given too much money. When she explained that she wanted the change, the cashier sighed and called the manager, who proceeded to return the 25 cents and then give her 75 cents in change. You can’t make this stuff up!
Another story involves a repairman who claimed a 1/4 horsepower motor was larger than a 1/2 horsepower motor. When the homeowner pointed out the error, the repairman insisted he was right. Needless to say, they never used that repairman again.
A new neighbor in a semi-rural area called the local city council to request the removal of a deer crossing sign, citing that too many deer were being hit by cars. Apparently, they thought the sign was attracting deer to the area.
A trip to a Mexican fast-food place turned into a comedy routine when a customer asked for minimal lettuce and was told they only had iceberg lettuce. When she asked what that had to do with anything, the employee just shrugged.
At an airport, a traveler was asked if anyone had put anything in their baggage without their knowledge. When they replied that if it was without their knowledge, how would they know, the airport employee smiled knowingly and nodded. It’s clear that not everyone is cut out for their job.
A pedestrian light that beeps to signal blind people when it’s safe to cross the street became a source of confusion for one intellectually challenged government employee. When told what the beeper was for, she responded with outrage, asking what blind people were doing driving.
Finally, a car dealership employee was caught trying to unlock a car door that was already unlocked. When the customer pointed out the mistake, the technician replied that he already knew that side was unlocked. It’s clear that some people need a little more training in the common sense department.
These stories are a hilarious reminder that sometimes, human speech can be downright absurd. So, the next time you encounter someone who leaves you shaking your head, just remember that you’re not alone.
