Get ready to laugh out loud with this amusing tale of a husband and wife’s church escapade. The couple was attending a lengthy ceremony, and as the wife struggled to stay awake, she found herself at the center of a series of hilarious mishaps.
As the wife dozed off, her husband tried to rouse her by poking her with his finger. Unfortunately, his timing couldn’t have been worse. Just as he touched her, the sermon asked a question about the Israelites’ journey to freedom from slavery in Egypt. Startled awake, the woman blurted out, “The Almighty!” before drifting off to sleep once again.
The husband’s attempts to wake his wife continued, but each time, his timing seemed to coincide with the sermon’s questions. When asked about the one who sacrificed for the forgiveness of sins, the sleepy woman exclaimed, “Jesus Christ!” Her husband’s pokes had become a running joke, with the wife’s responses providing unintended comedic relief.
However, the husband’s luck ran out when he tried to wake his wife for the third time. The sermon asked, “What words did Eve speak to Adam after the birth of their last child?” This time, the wife was fed up with her husband’s antics and angrily warned, “I swear, if you touch me with that again, I’ll snap it in half!” The congregation was likely left in stitches, and the husband probably thought twice before poking his wife again.
