A young woman with blonde hair walked into a confession booth and revealed to the priest that she was pregnant. The priest, taken aback by her statement, asked her to explain how this had happened.
The woman’s response was unexpected. She believed that her pregnancy was a result of the second coming. The priest was shocked by her claim and asked her to elaborate on why she thought this was the case.
The woman’s reply was quick-witted and humorous. She told the priest that she had swallowed the first coming, leaving the priest stunned and speechless.
