It was just another ordinary morning for a husband and wife as they got ready for work in their bathroom. But little did the wife know, her husband had a surprise in store for her. Out of the blue, he turned to her and exclaimed, “I just can’t resist you!”
In a flash, he swept her off her feet, pulled down her underclothes, and showered her with passion. The husband was thrilled, thinking he was doing a great job, as his wife screamed and wriggled more than she ever had before.
As they finished, the husband began to get dressed, feeling proud of himself. But when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door, he started to worry. “Honey, that was amazing, wasn’t it? You’ve never moved like that before. Did you hurt yourself?” he asked, concern etched on his face.
His wife’s response, however, left him speechless. “No, no, I’ll be okay… once I can get the doorknob out of my bum!” The husband’s jaw dropped as he realized the unexpected twist that had left his wife in a rather uncomfortable position.
